Ho Ho Ho Tote Bag

Printed on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.

A classic tote bag that’ll withstand whatever you throw in it, from books to groceries!

• 100% bull denim cotton construction
• Dimensions: 14 ⅜” x 14” (36.5 cm x 35.6 cm)
• Dual handles

Ho Ho Ho Mug

Ho Ho Ho Christmas mugPrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa Christmas mug!

Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy

Ho Ho Ho Hoodie Unisex

Ho Ho Ho hoodie whitePrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa 🙂

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s also perfect for christmas! Ugly sweater taken to a whole other level.

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt Unisex

Ho Ho Ho t-shirt whitePrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa holiday t-shirt 🙂

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Be like a Proton iPhone Case Blue

Printed on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.

Printed in America 🇺🇸 and Europe 🇪🇺.

Be like a proton and stay positive!

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible

Be like a Proton iPhone Case Pink

Printed on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.

Printed in America 🇺🇸 and Europe 🇪🇺.

Be like a proton and stay positive!

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible

FBGM Elements iPhone Case

Printed on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.


Printed in America 🇺🇸 and Europe 🇪🇺.

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible

FLUORINE URANIUM CARBON POTASSIUM
BISMUTH TECHNETIUM HELIUM SULFUR
GERMANIUM THULIUM OXYGEN NEON YTTRIUM

Channel Biggie in the nerdiest way possible!

Be like a Proton iPhone Case

Printed on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.

Printed in America 🇺🇸 and Europe 🇪🇺.

Be like a proton and stay positive!

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible

Be like a Proton Hoodie

Printed on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.

Printed in California + North Carolina USA 🇺🇸 & Riga LV 🇱🇻.

Everybody needs a go-to, 100% positive, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, stylish, and full of protons. It’s also perfect for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket
• Very positive indeed

Phenolphthalein Hoodie Embroidered

Phenolphthalein Hoodie blackPrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday June 21st and Monday July 1st.

Embroidered in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

It’s the perfect hoodie for any titration and chemistry connoisseur.

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s also perfect for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket