Ho Ho Ho Sweatshirt Unisex

Ho Ho Ho Sweater whitePrinted on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa holiday (ugly) sweater! Don’t forget to bring your chemistree 🙂

With Holmium from the periodic table of elements.

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling. Perfect for a chemical Christmas.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt Unisex

Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt UnisexPrinted on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa holiday t-shirt 🙂

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it’s still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Ho Ho Ho Tote Bag

Ho-Ho-Ho organic tote bagPrinted on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.

A organic cotton tote bag printed in America 🇺🇸 that’ll withstand whatever you throw in it, from books to groceries! With 3 holmium elements to get you in the Holiday spirit.

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
  • Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5”
  • Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg)
  • 1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2″ length

Ho Ho Ho Mug

Ho Ho Ho Christmas mugPrinted on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa Christmas mug!

Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy

Ho Ho Ho Hoodie Unisex

Ho Ho Ho hoodie whitePrinted on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa 🙂

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s also perfect for christmas! Ugly sweater taken to a whole other level.

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt Unisex

Ho Ho Ho t-shirt whitePrinted on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa holiday t-shirt 🙂

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Be like a Proton iPhone Case Blue

Printed on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.

Printed in America 🇺🇸 and Europe 🇪🇺.

Be like a proton and stay positive!

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible

Be like a Proton iPhone Case Pink

Printed on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.

Printed in America 🇺🇸 and Europe 🇪🇺.

Be like a proton and stay positive!

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible

FBGM Elements iPhone Case

Printed on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.


Printed in America 🇺🇸 and Europe 🇪🇺.

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible

FLUORINE URANIUM CARBON POTASSIUM
BISMUTH TECHNETIUM HELIUM SULFUR
GERMANIUM THULIUM OXYGEN NEON YTTRIUM

Channel Biggie in the nerdiest way possible!

Be like a Proton iPhone Case

Printed on demand.
Ships between Monday December 9th and Tuesday December 17th.

Printed in America 🇺🇸 and Europe 🇪🇺.

Be like a proton and stay positive!

This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings.

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible