Ho Ho Ho Tote Bag

Printed on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.

A classic tote bag that’ll withstand whatever you throw in it, from books to groceries!

• 100% bull denim cotton construction
• Dimensions: 14 ⅜” x 14” (36.5 cm x 35.6 cm)
• Dual handles

Ho Ho Ho Mug

Ho Ho Ho Christmas mugPrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa Christmas mug!

Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy

Ho Ho Ho Hoodie Unisex

Ho Ho Ho hoodie whitePrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa 🙂

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s also perfect for christmas! Ugly sweater taken to a whole other level.

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt Unisex

Ho Ho Ho t-shirt whitePrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.


Printed in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

Ho Ho Ho, it’s a chemical Santa holiday t-shirt 🙂

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Phenolphthalein Hoodie Embroidered

Phenolphthalein Hoodie blackPrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.

Embroidered in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

It’s the perfect hoodie for any titration and chemistry connoisseur.

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s also perfect for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

Drop the Base Hoodie

Drop the base hoodie redPrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.

Printed in California + North Carolina USA 🇺🇸 & Riga LV 🇱🇻.

Get your burettes ready and titrate.
We don’t care what your indicator is, just be ready to drop the base!

Learn more about how we make our products here.

Drop the base on a cozy and stylish hoodie made from 50% cotton / 50% polyester.

LSD THC MDMA Hoodie

Printed on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.

Printed in California + North Carolina USA 🇺🇸 & Riga LV 🇱🇻.
A little chemical love triangle on a cozy and stylish hoodie made from 50% cotton / 50% polyester.

• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

THC Molecule Hoodie Embroidered

THC Hoodie Embroidered BlackPrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.

Embroidered in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.

It’s the perfect hoodie for any THC and chemistry connoisseur.

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s also perfect for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

Tetrahydrocannabinol is the main psychoactive substance found in the cannabis plant.
THC in Cannabis is assumed to be involved in self-defense, perhaps against herbivores. THC also possesses high UV-B (280–315 nm) absorption properties, which, it has been speculated, could protect the plant from harmful UV radiation exposure.

Benzene Molecule Hoodie Embroidered

Benzene Hoodie Embroidered NavyPrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.


Embroidered in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺. In benzene we trust.
Takes your geekiness to a whole new level. So elegant and beautifully simple, yet so nerdy.
Show that you love chemistry in a stylish way!

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy unisex sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s also perfect for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket
• UNISEX

Benzene is an important organic chemical compound with the chemical formula C6H6. The benzene molecule is composed of six carbon atoms joined in a ring with one hydrogen atom attached to each. As it contains only carbon and hydrogen atoms, benzene is classed as a hydrocarbon. Learn more

Serotonin Molecule Hoodie Embroidered

Serotonin molecule hoodie embroidered blackPrinted on demand.
Ships between Friday April 19th and Monday April 29th.


Embroidered in the US 🇺🇸 and EU 🇪🇺.
Takes your geekiness to a whole new level. So elegant and beautifully simple, yet so nerdy.
Show that you love chemistry in a stylish way!

Everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s also perfect for cooler evenings!

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

Serotonin or 5-hydroxytryptamine (5-HT) is a monoamine neurotransmitter. Biochemically derived from tryptophan, serotonin is primarily found in the gastrointestinal tract, platelets, and in the central nervous system of animals including humans. It is popularly thought to be a contributor to feelings of well-being and happiness. Learn more